Q: Are Zombies right or left handed?
A: Unlike many Human beings, Zombies don’t typically have a dominant hand… as long as they have both to use equally. While fine motor skills and even muscle tone may be more apparent in one hand over the other, this is mostly due to their righty/lefty habits from their former life, rather than a preference after death. Only in extreme cases do Zombies exhibit a preference of right over left or the other way around. We believe that this is often due to the fact that most Zombies just want at their meal… no matter what it takes.
Always aiming to give it their all, a Zombie doesn’t care what hand it grabs you with or which set of fingers digs into your belly first… as long as they get what they are after – which more often than not is your flesh and organs. When it comes to Zombies, right or left hand domination comes down to what’s available and whether or not their claws are up to clawing… or even still attached to their body at all.
This hold true for both undead and living Zombie types. As long as they are an aggressor they will come at you with all they’ve got.
now i have the urge to see zombies play basketball and use scissors…