Q: Who was the original Zombie?

A: Jesus Christ may not be the original Zombie, but perhaps he is the most famous.

Born to Mary and Joseph of Nazarene on an unconfirmed date around 4 BC, he reportedly spent his years spreading teachings of peace and healing. He was murdered and buried between 30-36 AD. After his death, Jesus was placed in a cave for burial. Visitors to his burial site noticed that just three days after his death Jesus had one last message to spread. After rising from the grave and stumbling into the daylight, he spoke the following words: “I want braaaiiiinnnnsss.”

Happy Easter to all you Zombie lovers out there!