Sometimes surviving a Zombie attack or outbreak requires that you take out the trash… and sometimes that trash happens to be a body. Despite popular belief, the bodies of most human casualties pose little threat to the safety of living human beings, but when it comes to the undead or those infected with a Zombie … Continue reading »
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What Do I Do When The Dead Aren’t Dying?
Q: What Do I Do When The Dead Aren’t Dying? A: Whether through a chemical spill, voodoo magic, laboratory testing, nuclear fallout, parasite, viral adaptation, or there is simply no more room in hell, someday the dead will walk the earth. Dealing with such an unprecedented event can be difficult to cope with. Imagine seeing … Continue reading »
Anti-Zombie Merit Badges
All of us at Zombease.com want to reward our readers for taking the time to learn how to outlive the undead… so we created custom Zombease merit badges! Membership – The Zombease MEMBERSHIP BADGE shows that you are a true survivor and have the knowledge to back your decisions. Melee – Proving that you know … Continue reading »
Are Zombies Afraid Of Fire?
Q: Are Zombies afraid of fire? A: The fear of fire is not something that Humans are born with, in fact, many people (especially young children) play with fire and experiment with the qualities that it exhibits. But through time, and oftentimes error, we learn to fear and respect the ethereal hot stuff, especially when … Continue reading »
A New Threat From Above
Scientists have recently discovered that prions remain an active threat, even after going through the digestive tract of crows. The discovery of this new vector is both frightening and foreboding. Where this new form of transmission leads the Human race is anyone’s guess, but the expectations are grim. Prion diseases, famously known as Mad Cow, … Continue reading »
Baseball Bats, To Spike Or Not To Spike?
The Zombease crew was asked if a spiked wooden baseball bat or a regular aluminum bat was better for fighting off a Zombie attack… so we did a few tests and here’s what we found. The Test: We put two bats head to head in a melon smashing contest that had surprising results. Each melon … Continue reading »
Scavenging Supplies
Use of the word ‘scavenging’ is often followed by a gut reaction of disgust. This feeling has been conditioned into us by societal changes that have, in the past, allowed us to simply purchase what we want new, rather than repairing and reusing tool, components, etc. But with the times quickly changing, and with a … Continue reading »
Do All Zombies Smell Foul?
Q: Do all Zombies smell foul? What types of odors could one expect from being in close proximity to a zombie? A: Zombies, regardless of the type, are odoriferous things. Type 1 Viral and Chemical Zombies smell worse than Type 2 Viral, but not by much, while Vodoun tend to be the least acrid of … Continue reading »
Who is Patient Zero?
Q: Who is Patient Zero? A: They could be your next door neighbor, the pizza delivery guy, someone halfway across the world, or even you. The term, “Patient Zero“, refers to the unlucky individual that first contracts a disease (such as a Zombie virus) as it begins to spread through the population. The affliction could … Continue reading »
Can Zombies climb?
Q: Can Zombies climb? A: Most every type of Zombie suffers from one impediment or another that keeps them from being good climbers. Some Zombies, like Type 1 Viral, are either too weak or too rotten to climb effectively, but that doesn’t mean that they aren’t still dangerous. The movement of Type 2 Viral Zombies … Continue reading »
Can my cats become Zombies?
Q: Can my cats become Zombies? A: Cats, like most other animals, are genetically dissimilar enough from Humans, that viruses from one or the other tend to affect only one species at a time. Some species of animal, like Pigs or those from the genus Primate (apes, monkeys, chimpanzees, orangutangs, etc), are not only capable of … Continue reading »
Are Zombies Colorblind?
Q: Are Zombies colorblind? A: Color blindness, also known as color vision deficiency, is the inability and/or decreased ability to see or differentiate colors with the human eye. Color blindness is more common among Human males than females and is broken down into two main types, total and partial. For more information about color blindness … Continue reading »
Why are rotting Zombies still strong enough to rip me apart?
Q: Why are rotting Zombies still strong enough to rip me apart? A: It’s hard to find an average for how strong Human skin is, because it varies so greatly depending on how young, old, stretched, or loose it is. What we can tell you is that while Human skin is extremely flexible and dense … Continue reading »
What is the Average Speed of a Zombie?
Q: What is the average speed of a Zombie? A: The speed of a Zombie depends greatly on a number of things. The level of decomposition taken place The type of Zombie involved (see: 5 types of Zombie) The structural integrity of the propellant parts of the body (legs/arms) As long as the body and … Continue reading »
